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Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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Then came..
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No way
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
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